Subject: FWD: LUCKY CHAINMAIL - SHARE FOR GOOD LUCK!
Dear Internet Friend, Greetings from your past self!
I hope this letter finds you before I do.
Good fortune is on the horizon! You've been chosen to receive this magical chainmail that's been circulating the World Wide Web. Don't break the chain – your life depends on it!
Just ask Jennifer from Ohio, who forwarded this chainmail and won the lottery! Or Mike in California, who found true love after sharing it with his friends! Or Ron from Georgia who stepped on a rusty nail seconds after receiving this letter!!!
Now it's your turn to experience the power of positive vibes.
Follow these simple steps:
1.Send this email to 100 of your friends, family, enemies, or situationships. The more, the merrier! The curse knows no bounds. Lol. (Make a wish when you hit "send" – it may be your last.)
2.set a small fire and chant the name of an old God for at least 30 seconds.
3.Think positively
4.Dread
5.Wait for the magic to unfold within 30 seconds or up to 24 hours!
WARNING: Breaking the chain may result in missed opportunities, bad luck, or a temporary case of death. Don't let the internet gremlins get you – forward this email right away! Or the 5G Demons will find you!
Need proof that this chainmail is legit? Check out the testimonials below:
"I forwarded this to my coworkers, and we all got unexpected raises!" - Sarah, Texas
"After sending this to my BFF, we discovered a haunting presence in our lives!!" - Alex, New York
"My grandma forwarded this to me, and I found a $20 bill on the street the next day!" - Tim, Florida
"My bookie forwarded this to me, and I found a mysterious symbol carved into my door the next day!" - Bob, Kentucky
Remember, the more you share, the brighter your luck will shine! Don't keep this to yourself – spread the curse and let the shadows engulf your online pals. Let's create a wave of positivity that devours the universe!

Share the curse and let the malevolence consume all!

And Remember 1 share equals one prayer!!!

Best Wishes,
Your Brother in Christ

Hell Oh World!
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